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A mean glare from a friendly guy?

Manticore, hard at work.

The Scan Man

Manticore in his natural habitat.

Hovel sweet hovel...

"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently."
 
"Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row."
 
"I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru."
 
"Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after work, I solve computer problems free of charge."
 
"I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and I have won free movie passes. Last summer I toured Washington State with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400."
 
"My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me."
 
"I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in any supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation up north, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me."
 
"I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my internet bills are all paid. On Fridays, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven."
 
"I know the Cadbury Caramilk secret."
 
"I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin."
 
"I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken to Elvis."